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🧠 BRAIN NOT FOUND

LOBOTOMY CAT

This is a cat with a micro-brain, but ambitions the size of your FOMO. We launched on pump.fun because it has the biggest "BUY" button. (He doesn't even know what blockchain is, he just presses buttons)

CA:

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PUMP IT! 🚀 TWITTER

0% IQ / 100% PUMP

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IQ Test

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⚠️ Warning: IQ < 0

WHO IS THIS
LOBOTOMY CAT?

This isn't just a cat. This is NATURE'S MISTAKE. His head is full of tumbleweeds and dial-up modem noises. While other tokens build "ecosystems", $LOBO tries to catch a dust particle and accidentally does a 100x.

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Jet-Powered Stupidity

We move faster than he can process reality. Solana transactions fly by while he tries to remember how to breathe.

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Community of Degens

We share one brain cell across the entire community. We don't sell because we can't find the "Sell" button.

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Plan "Banana"

No strategies. We just throw money at the screen. It's so stupid, it actually works.

"I tried thinking once, honestly... it hurt." — $LOBO

😽 GUIDE FOR NORMIES 😽

DOWNLOAD THE GHOST

That's the Phantom Wallet app. Don't worry, it's friendly. Download it. Write down the 12 words (it's not a cat food recipe, it's important!). Hide them where the vacuum cleaner won't find them.

GET THE SHINIES

You need Solana (SOL). It's digital shiny coins. Exchange your paper money for the shiny stuff. If you can't figure it out, rub against a programmer's leg, maybe they'll help.

APE IN HERE

Go to pump.fun. Find $LOBO. See the green button? SMASH IT! SMASH IT AGAIN! If you see red, hiss and scratch the screen. We only go up!

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THE MASTERPLAN

PHASE 1: HUH?

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I PRESSED A BUTTON

Oops, what's this?

✓ Accidentally deployed token while napping
✓ Ate the whitepaper (it was tasty)
✓ Realized I'm a cat, not a dev

PHASE 2: AAAAAAHH

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RUNNING IN CIRCLES

No plan, just panic.

💊 Raydium listing (if I find the button)
📢 Yell on Twitter in ALL CAPS
🔍 Buy a laser pointer

PHASE 3: LAMBO

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Or Moon?

I'm confused...

👑 Market Cap = 1 Trillion Whiskas
🧠 Elon Musk retweets (in my dream)
🍔 Forgot wallet password

🏭 LOBOTOMY
OPERATING THEATER

BRAIN_SURGERY_V0.1.exe

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1 The Patient

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2 Implants

Fine Tuning

EMPTY

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